Posts Tagged ‘billy mays’

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Billy Mays, yells at me.

January 6, 2009

For the past 2 months, while im falling asleep, the show im watching goes away, and im left with a large man, with a lisp, yelling at me. We found some of his “Mighty Mendit” product at a wal-greens while looking for a secret santa gift. I recently ripped a pair of really nice jeans that i just got, so i decided to try mighty mendit on them. I saw in the commercial, a guy ripped his parachute, mighty mendit’ited’ed, and jumped out of an airplane. The shit takes 2 hours to dry, and so far its holding up like a champ. I’m thinking i now know where Billy Mays gets his passion from. Results.

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