Archive for the ‘Whats on my mind’ Category


PETA’s most recent, banned superbowl commercial.

January 28, 2009

Why Peta?  Please stop.  You make us all look like shit heads.  You’re the Al Sharpton/Jesse Jackson/God hates fags of vegetarians.  All you do is reinforce hate, and stereotypes. Every time Peta is on the news, its “negative”, or “controversial”. Peta is a corporate representative/spokesman for vegetarians/vegans. As if the world doesn’t think that were all condescending, self righteous assholes, here we go again being portrayed  doing what we do best.  Although, this commercial is pretty good, and I know the angle they’re going on about vegetarians having better sex. They’re most likely referring to articles from Dr. Neal Barnard, who is an awesome speaker,author, clinical researcher  and nutritionist. Others have commented on this as well, but Neal was one of the first, and the guy tours the country and gives free lectures on going vegan.  Bless his little heart.  Here’s an excerpt from something he has written, regarding the “vegetarians have better sex”

“Studies have shown that impotence is often a sign of blocked arteries, and artery blockages are commonly caused by the consumption of meat, eggs, and dairy products, which are high in cholesterol and saturated fat,” says Dr. Neal Barnard of the Physicians Committee for Responsible Medicine. “Animal products increase the amount of cholesterol in the blood. This cholesterol enters the blood vessels and creates plaque on the interior walls, which narrows the passageway for blood flow,” Barnard says.

But seriously, fuck you Peta.


Ate-Bit Vegan T-shirts!!!!

January 27, 2009


Want to say something, that means nothing?  Want people to say, “Hey cool, you’re vegan?  Let’s have sex.”  Get the new Ate-Bit Vegan american apparel T-shirt!  click here to order!


Dear McDonalds, Drop the fucking clown thing.

January 26, 2009

I woke up today to see Ronald Mcdonald on tv, sipping on a tiny milkshake, at a picnic table, with little children.  Surely the clown thing isn’t as lucrative for Mcdonalds today, as it was 20 years ago before things like the amber alert existed.  Every time I see an adult, on his own, sitting around giggling with children in a clown suit, I get really nervous.  The Ronald Mcdonald House / The Neverland Ranch.  Today we need things like geckos, William Shatners, guys singing songs about credit reports, etc.  Not a clown that hangs out with children.


$150.00, 22 days, and a lot of shitty food ahead.

January 24, 2009

piechartWell, I just crunched the numbers, and looks like I’ve got $150.00 to last me the next 22 days. This is an estimation, being that I’ve only got 3 days left at papa johns. My new graphic design job starts February 2nd, and I won’t see a paycheck until February 13th. The new job is 9-5, which I swore I would never have. That was when I was 13, so I think my 26 years old self can veto a kid with no hair on his legs, and prided him self on quoting Austin Powers constantly. For the next 3 weeks, I obviously will not have the money to make things like fancy schmancy macaroni and cheese, but I’m going to take this opportunity to try and make delicious things, on a budget. Sarah and I went out and did a grocery shopping for the next weeks food, and spent about $55.00. Check back over the next week for the filthiest amateur food porn you’ve every seen.


Say it aint so David Berman.

January 23, 2009


Today, January 23rd, is a sad day.  I thought I should mention it.  On a forum this morning David Berman announced he’s going to stop making music with the Silver Jews,  and start writing screenplays.  Also he told a dark secret about his dad being a somewhat famous asshole.  I will miss your work David Berman.


Roger Ebert Mentions Obama on Howard Stern First!

January 23, 2009

I’m a big Howard Stern listener. He’s smart and articulate, and believe me I’ve heard the arguments over and over, I get it. Believe me I get it. If you’re an avid listener, you have more of an intimacy with him, if not, please believe me I couldn’t explain to you, ever. Either way, I thought this was an interesting short clip from the show on Tuesday that they played about Roger Ebert talking about Obama in 2004.


American accents vs. the rest of them…

January 14, 2009

I’ve always wondered about accents. It seems, people can have an accent from another country, and this is the only exception to becoming really attractive, even if you’re ugly. I play this really dorky online game, that’s like the game risk. Again, really dorky. Some of the guys I play with are from other countries, and I got into an interesting conversation with one from Australia tonight, that answered all of my questions, that probably never needed to really be answered. We also talked about the stereotypes of America, from Australia. Of course this isn’t the official view of Americans, but none the less it was interesting to me to hear the stereotypes. It’s a bit lengthy, but interesting none the less . I will apologize for the grammatical errors, keep in mind this is through a chat, like when you’re texting at a red light.

Heres the conversation.