Vegan Sausage McMuffin’s

February 28, 2009

As I was laying in bed, I heard a drum beat.  That beat was from Karate Kid 2, the sticks they spin in between their hands, and make old hip hop drums.  I looked over at my lover, and she lay asleep.  Listening to tranquil sound of Daniel son getting his ass kicked.  I was hungry.  I knew she would share the sensation.  It was 11am, and I wanted to make her breakfast.  I hate breakfast food.  I love her though.  But I wanted her to experience a breakfast.  Lord why have you laid such a burden on me!  Why do you toy with me?!  Then it hit me.  I must make the first McMuffin with my new cookie cutters.  The plan is dangerous, but I believe I will be the first.  I’m too fragile to google it, so I decided to assume I am the first.  I will cut tofu with a large circle, and cut a smaller circle inside.  I will cook them separate, and the middle shall be cooked in turmeric.  It will look amazing.  I could only find faux sausage.  My heart was set on some fake ham, but I was not so fortunate.  I cooked the fake sausage in garlic powder, onion powder, salt & pepper, and veg Worcestershire.  I then laid some toffuti cheddar cheese squares over them.  The English muffins were toasted and buttered, and the creation was complete with some hash browns.  *Que “you’re the best around”

Kind of hard to see the “yolk” effect, but the lighting was a little bad.



  1. That is beautiful. What is it with breakfast sandwiches this weekend?

  2. Wow! I love the “yolk” effect.

  3. I keep meaning to make these. I crave them, and yours look FABULOUS. Yum.

  4. The topic is quite hot on the Internet at the moment. What do you pay attention to while choosing what to write ?

  5. Congrats on the new job! Corporate life is pretty dull and really limits those 5am drinking nights. But the paychecks help 🙂 So glad to see you back on the blog path.

  6. Nice yolk effect…how creative. The Vegan McMuffin looks like a great sandwich! Good luck at your new job:)

  7. Awesome

  8. work of art, work of art! that’s greasy and pretending to be something else! basically, beautiful work. oooh, wish I had one.

  9. This looks fantastic! Hope you are not lost out there. People are still finding your blog.

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