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Dear McDonalds, Drop the fucking clown thing.

January 26, 2009

I woke up today to see Ronald Mcdonald on tv, sipping on a tiny milkshake, at a picnic table, with little children.  Surely the clown thing isn’t as lucrative for Mcdonalds today, as it was 20 years ago before things like the amber alert existed.  Every time I see an adult, on his own, sitting around giggling with children in a clown suit, I get really nervous.  The Ronald Mcdonald House / The Neverland Ranch.  Today we need things like geckos, William Shatners, guys singing songs about credit reports, etc.  Not a clown that hangs out with children.

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